How to Fall Asleep in Two Minutes, According to the Military

Fin said:

Haven said:
@Wil
He might still be asleep, hasn’t replied yet.

That’s funny!

Or maybe he’s just really well-rested now.

Haven said:
@Wil
He might still be asleep, hasn’t replied yet.

This thread is hilarious!

Haven said:
@Wil
He might still be asleep, hasn’t replied yet.

Can’t stop laughing at these comments!

Blaise said:

Haven said:
@Wil
He might still be asleep, hasn’t replied yet.

Can’t stop laughing at these comments!

Never too late for a good laugh!

Macon said:
This worked amazingly well for me, I fell asleep in about a minute. I’ve always had trouble sleeping, but this method was like flipping a sleep switch. Thanks for sharing.

Still sleeping?

Macon said:
This worked amazingly well for me, I fell asleep in about a minute. I’ve always had trouble sleeping, but this method was like flipping a sleep switch. Thanks for sharing.

Have you woken up yet?

Macon said:
This worked amazingly well for me, I fell asleep in about a minute. I’ve always had trouble sleeping, but this method was like flipping a sleep switch. Thanks for sharing.

Time to wake up now!

Macon said:
This worked amazingly well for me, I fell asleep in about a minute. I’ve always had trouble sleeping, but this method was like flipping a sleep switch. Thanks for sharing.

Checking if you’re still snoozing.

Macon said:
This worked amazingly well for me, I fell asleep in about a minute. I’ve always had trouble sleeping, but this method was like flipping a sleep switch. Thanks for sharing.

Hope you’re awake by now!

Macon said:
This worked amazingly well for me, I fell asleep in about a minute. I’ve always had trouble sleeping, but this method was like flipping a sleep switch. Thanks for sharing.

Sounds like you might not have tried it after all.

Macon said:
This worked amazingly well for me, I fell asleep in about a minute. I’ve always had trouble sleeping, but this method was like flipping a sleep switch. Thanks for sharing.

How are you doing now?

We should pin this post at the top.

Fin said:
We should pin this post at the top.

I gave this a try last night and ended up awake until 2 AM, maybe because of my snoring partner. Worth trying though.

Fin said:
We should pin this post at the top.

I agree.

I find myself falling asleep every time I try to read through the post.

Ellery said:
I find myself falling asleep every time I try to read through the post.

Sounds like you don’t even need to finish it!

Here’s an alternative that might help clear your mind.

Brett said:
Here’s an alternative that might help clear your mind.

Struggling to visualize can be a real problem for some. For example, I know what red looks like and can recall the word, but visualizing it is fleeting. It’s like glimpsing a number in a bouncing lotto machine before it vanishes.

@Rye
That’s actually called aphantasia, more common than you might think.

Brett said:
Here’s an alternative that might help clear your mind.

Thanks for sharing, that really makes sense.